Well it was surprising to find that there was no response to my stupid derivation.So to keep u in some lightmood here are some indigeneous liners:
Kid(to Electrical Engineer): What's the opposite of make up?
Electrical Engineer:It's Break Down.
ordinary student:"I can solve this question in 5 minutes.How about you?"
extraordinary student:"I can check your answer."
Coach(to Captain):"Make sure you lead from the front."
Captain:"Sure coach!I will strictly follow you."
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Friday, February 18, 2005
Once upon a time I was a kid.I mean it!But after 12 years I became a teenager.I don't know how?But the fact is you never are what you were a minute ago.This may seem quite illogical,philosophical,uncommon,blablabla...But just take into consideration the following examples:
->When you buy something-you barter the money you had a minute ago.
-> When you speak-you have lesser energy(energy dissipated as sound energy) than you had
minute ago.
->When you forgive someone-you have more wisdom than you had a minute ago
-> and the list goes forever.....
What I want to emphasize is that age is directly proportional to time. --EQUATION (1)
So now comes the real Story...
It was 16/02/05.I went to the shop to purchase some confectionaries, to be precise chocolates(Rs.5/-).I was subconscious, i think.I gave a Ten rupee note and came out without change. I realised it when I was half through on my way. I returned only to find people crowding in the shop. I felt embarassed to ask the shopkeeper, so I came left again.On my way I found a Rs5/- note on roadside. Seeing no one around I Grabbed the money like a monkey and felt justice was done. The joy was so much that I decided to get on more chocolate.
In the shop, I asked the shopkeeper for 1 more choco.He didn't ask for money. It turned out that he had recognised me as the person who forgot to take the change.I had mixed emotions.A sudden feeling of guilt rushed through my blood. I now had 2 choco and Rs5/-.I decided I wouldn't spend the money I gained in the process.
The following day 17/02/05 I was cycling, when I went offroad(as you rightly guessed I was subconscious), the 5 rupee note fell out of my pocket into the heap of grass. I could never find it.
I decided to leave.So I came back home with a confused mind.I am still trying to figure out whether I lost a Rs.5/- note or did I have an unnecessary extra chocolate!.
This incident leads me to the hypothesis that fortune varies inversely with time. (EQUATION 2)
Hence from 1 and 2 (assuming constants same):: age*fortune=constant.
By the way I derived this while in a conscious state!
->When you buy something-you barter the money you had a minute ago.
-> When you speak-you have lesser energy(energy dissipated as sound energy) than you had
minute ago.
->When you forgive someone-you have more wisdom than you had a minute ago
-> and the list goes forever.....
What I want to emphasize is that age is directly proportional to time. --EQUATION (1)
So now comes the real Story...
It was 16/02/05.I went to the shop to purchase some confectionaries, to be precise chocolates(Rs.5/-).I was subconscious, i think.I gave a Ten rupee note and came out without change. I realised it when I was half through on my way. I returned only to find people crowding in the shop. I felt embarassed to ask the shopkeeper, so I came left again.On my way I found a Rs5/- note on roadside. Seeing no one around I Grabbed the money like a monkey and felt justice was done. The joy was so much that I decided to get on more chocolate.
In the shop, I asked the shopkeeper for 1 more choco.He didn't ask for money. It turned out that he had recognised me as the person who forgot to take the change.I had mixed emotions.A sudden feeling of guilt rushed through my blood. I now had 2 choco and Rs5/-.I decided I wouldn't spend the money I gained in the process.
The following day 17/02/05 I was cycling, when I went offroad(as you rightly guessed I was subconscious), the 5 rupee note fell out of my pocket into the heap of grass. I could never find it.
I decided to leave.So I came back home with a confused mind.I am still trying to figure out whether I lost a Rs.5/- note or did I have an unnecessary extra chocolate!.
This incident leads me to the hypothesis that fortune varies inversely with time. (EQUATION 2)
Hence from 1 and 2 (assuming constants same):: age*fortune=constant.
By the way I derived this while in a conscious state!
Monday, February 07, 2005
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